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Pun+50

« Are you French? Because Eiffel for you. »

« Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes. »

#So bad it's good

« Are you a 404 error? Because I can't find anyone like you. »

#Funny

« Are you a croissant? Because you're flaky in all the right ways. »

#Funny

Shamelessly cheesy+31

« I'm not a photographer, but I can picture us together. »

#So bad it's good